m0ltress: thekillgrill: canadian horror story: oh no we ran out of syrup true.
someblackkid: i cant walk around in my boxers because my dick always falls out
grisly: I wonder where Miley Cyrus hides her weed
infinity0nsigh: have you ever gotten so angry about life that you run off into the rain take off your shirt and turn into a wolf
There was a GIANT daddy long leg spider in my room and i was yelling “BITCH NO GTFO” at it… even if it was just a daddy long leg it was HUGE
katie-joy: Why dont you go ahead and take a seat
teleportati0n: Why do we have school tomorrowwww ughhhhhhh