I swear everytime i eat dinner with my family i...
barbieclub: hollablack: volonta: If you don’t get the Adele joke about the blonde on her head, it means the blondes vagina is where the head is usually at, meaning it stinks, hence the ‘bad breath’. Duhhhhh. And people wonder why British humour is complicated. I had to reread it thrice to understand it. did u just say thrice
babyminaj: Next up: THE GRAMMYS
Beyonce's baby is going to be a fucking boss.
“I performed on stage before I was even born.”
babyminaj: meanwhile on disney channel: the kids on ant farm are committing suicide
I just want my pants back.
riandawsonisalwaysfuckinglate: Who was the clever genius who came up with that?
Wait is my tv having a glitch??? Oh wait it’s just lil wayne
imreadytolive: iambrentwilson: did katy perry have cheese on her head i’m thinking yea on that cheese Don’t ya just wanna pop/punch that thing off
homoautistic: yeah that autotune omg mhmm
telepathicacid: wait omg i’d like to honestly thank my followers for putting up with me through the vma’s and i’d like to tahnk not only god but jesus too ya know okay yeah I’LL BE DONE WITH MY LIVEBLOGGING SHIT TONIGHT IM SORRY ILY ALL
swallowbitch-peoplearestarving: YAY TYLER YAY TYLER YAY TYLER
babyminaj: COMING UP NEXT: Beyonce gives birth on stage to Lady Gaga singing Born This Way!!!
alltimeangela: gaaaaayyy: If all time low ever broke up I don’t know what I would do with myself oh that’s easy i’d shoot myself in the head
oh god an earthquake– beyonce’s child (via jenitals)
angrylesbian: beyonce demonstrating how to give ur child shaking baby syndrom
famoose: imagine if a terrorist bombing happened at the vmas right now
newfoundgloryhole: Beyonce for “one black girl that every white guy would proudly fuck” award.
Sooo all these posts r gonna be about the VMAS :)
g0ldenshower: beyonce girl you are pregnant steal jessie j’s chair and sit the fuck down
Britney Spears Tribute
This Britney tribute is to fucking great. And I...
hang posters of her on my wall and touch myself...
usadirectioners: i do that with one direction lady guy guy
hokkaidon: oh my GOD.FDVZRGFVSRGTRSB
starsshining: If you were thinking the same you are amongst 98% of the people. If not you are amongst 2 % whose mind think very differently. Reblog and go to your tumblr page to see the result.