July 2012
who even subscribes to these annoying facebook people
sext: i run my fingers down your chest. i run my fingers down your chest again. i run my fingers down your chest a third time. you realize i am doing this to you over and over. you realize i am a gif, and you are a gif too, and we are playing over and over again in someone’s browser window on sexygifs.tumblr.com. you stare horrified out the glass screen at the pubescent 15 year old boy watching you hungrily
YOU KNOW WHATS FUNNY AT 4AM
EVERYTHING
i read somewhere that if Barbie was a real person she would have to walk on all fours and THAT IS THE MOST TERRIFYING THING I HAVE EVER HEARD. IMAGINE BEING IN A DARK HALLWAY AND LOOKING OVER TO SEE BARBIE, CROUCHED AND NAKED, SCUTTLING TOWARDS YOU AT HIGH SPEED HOLY SHIT
